Kids Say the Darndest Things.

I've been keeping track of all the funny things Ryan has said over the past several months. If you are following me on Facebook there's a good chance you've already read most of these.  Enjoy!
 

• Fall of 2014 – After using the bathroom Ryan asks Craig, “Do you have to wash your hands after you pee standing up?
• When he wants mom’s attention he’ll call out “Cindy!” and when he doesn’t get a response right away he’ll then call out, “Cindy Mulcahy!
• Ryan decided that he was getting big enough to use the glass plates vs the kid plastic ones, he calls them 4-year old plates.
• Ryan calls making his bed, “building his bed.”
• I overheard Ryan grumbling under his breath, “no one in this house listens to me!”
• Jan. 2015 - While putting Ryan to bed one night, he asks me to stay and lay with him. Me: I have to finishing cleaning up the house.
  Ryan: No you don't, you just have to teach dad, he doesn't know how.
• Small people go in time out, big people jail.